A funny but genuinely supportive card for the person reporting for breast imaging with courage, composure, and only the medically necessary amount of enthusiasm.
Front Sending good thoughts and a prayer for your pancakes:
May the machine be swift, the technician be gentle, and your boobs recover from being pressed like suspicious deli meat. Amen.
Inside Cheers to clear results and never speaking of this flattening incident again.
Card details
One folded A7 greeting card
Measures 5 × 7 inches when folded
Printed on substantial 110 lb cover stock
Inside sentiment with room for a personal message
One archival-style manila A7 envelope included
Packaged in a protective sleeve
Designed, printed, and finished in small batches
Part of the Unfortunate Occasions Record Series, documenting the events conventional stationery continues to ignore.
Authorized for civilian correspondence by The Feral Society.
MATERIAL RECORD
Production specifications and materials are documented for each artifact in the product description.
DISPATCH NOTES
Prepared for circulation and packed with the appropriate archival indignity. Orders dispatch within 2–5 business days; transit time is shown at checkout.
