Small engraved artifacts for emotionally complicated adults.

Designed for pockets, bad decisions, and subtle public declarations of instability.

Collectible field-issued identification for members of The Society.

For birthdays, breakdowns, emotional support obligations, and socially acceptable chaos.

Deadpan sentiments delivered with questionable judgment and surprisingly good typography.

Like a hug from someone holding a folding chair.

Soft-cover archives for spirals, schemes, unfinished projects, and notes taken during emotional weather events.

Elegant enough for meetings.

Dangerous enough for midnight thoughts.

Protect your furniture while actively threatening the emotional stability of your guests.

Laser engraved conversation starters for homes that smell faintly like coffee, ambition, and unresolved nonsense.